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 22.07.2015
What kind of shit? The phrase "women are more enduring than men". And if you specifically did not raise anything heavier than your own breasts - this is not the sexual difficulties of others. Both men and women.
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What to argue? Women and men have different functions and different physiological features.
A man is imprisoned in order to tear a mammoth in two halves with his naked hands, and then with these halves to strike the deadly two tigers who bit him from his back while he ripped the mammoth. After that, with a sense of duty to fall unconscious, from blood loss.
The woman must pick up fruits and berries onto the garner and take them to the cave, along with two half-bones of a mammoth, two unbroken tigers, her unconscious man, and a stone tail that swallowed one of the tigers at the very beginning. Prepare a decoction of herbs and mammoth bouillon and treat a man, not forgetting to revive him.

If you compress:
The man’s task is to die, but do everything.
The task of the woman is to do everything to not die.
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